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Here's a few aphorisms and epigrams from a master of both, Piet Hein and his delightful Grooks --
 
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WISDOM
 
Wisdom is
the booby prize
given when you've been
unwise.
 
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PROBLEMS
 
Problems worthy
of attack
prove their worth
by hitting back.
 
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VITA BREVIS
 
A lifetime
is more
than
sufficiently long
for people
to get
what there is of it
wrong.
 
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LAST THINGS FIRST
 
Solutions to problems
are easy to find:
the problem's a great
contribution.
What is truly an art
is to wring from your mind
a problem to fit
a solution.
 
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WHAT LOVE IS LIKE
 
Love is like
a pineapple,
sweet and
undefinable.
 
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GOOD ADVICE
 
Shun advice
at any price -
that's what I call
good advice.
 
~~~~~~~~~
TIMING TOAST
 
There's an art of knowing when.
Never try to guess.
Toast until it smokes and then
twenty seconds less.
 
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ON BEING ONESELF
 
If virtue
can't be mine alone
at least my faults
can be my own.
 
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THE DOUBLE DOOR EFFECT
 
Double doors are justified
because they're comfortably wide.
Therefore you only half undo'em:
and therefore nothing can get through'em.
 
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PRAYER (to the Sun above the clouds)
 
Sun that givest all things birth,
shine on everything on earth!
 
If that's too much to demand,
shine at least on this our land.
 
If even that's too much for thee,
shine at any rate on me.
 
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MEETING THE EYE
 
You'll probably find
that it suits your book
to be a bit cleverer
than you look.
 
Observe that the easiest
method by far
is to look a bit stupider
than you are.