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For each of these questions, there is a "No Problem!"answer. How many will you have a problem with?

1. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

2. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how hard would it be for four men to build
it in ten hours?

3. How can a man go eight days without sleep
and still be well-rested?

4. How can you easily determine how much dirt
there is in an oblong hole three feet deep at
one end and two feet deep at the other end,
and four feet wide at one end and two feet
wide at the other end?

           "No Problem" Answers:

1. No problem! Concrete floors are very hard to crack!


2. No problem! After all, it is already built, so it takes no time at all.


3. No problem! He sleeps at night.


4. No problem! There is no dirt in the hole.