Mistaken Identity

   A car was being tailgated when the traffic light turned yellow. As it was, the first car made it through but the driver of the second car, a woman, though she had been following closely, was cut off by a truck from the other direction, and she began screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

   As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

   After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.

   She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at
him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome- plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."