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                                                            THE PASTOR'S CAT 


Have you heard the story about the pastor who had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down.  The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc., but the kitty would not come down.  The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.

 

That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten.  But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke, the tree went "bong!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air-out of sight.

 

The pastor felt terrible.  He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten.  No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.

 

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members.  He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food.  This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"

 

She replied, "You won't believe this," and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing.  Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it."She continued, "I watched my child go out into the back yard, get down on her knees to pray, and, really, Pastor, if I hadn't seeen it with my own eyes, a kitten suddenly came flying out of the clear blue sky and landed right in front of her!"